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Newspaper websites

11 Feb

Here is the answer to the frequest question: Is there a central site where I can find newspaper websites? The answer is yes and here it is. http://www.newsvoyager.com/voyager.cfm .
I use it, frequently looking for local stories during football season (Go Ravens!!). Click on the state and select a city. You should be able to follow [...]

Why do trolls live in our basement?

01 Feb

We’ve been breeding them for years.
The trolls have been trained to pick out our enemies. You’ve seen the enemies, I’m sure. They tend to wear black and yellow and belong to a low brow group called Steeler Nation.
The trolls follow them until they are alone and then swoop in and comsume them on the spot.
The [...]

Those Darn Trolls

31 Jan

My niece Lexi, age 4, visited last night. She wanted to go down to the basement. I said it wasn’t a good idea. I finally had to tell her about our trolls. Those damn things keep causing problems and now the secret is out.
Yeah, they just live here in the winter. They shovel coal into [...]

What a hoot!!!

29 Jan

Newphew John Henry Clayton is taking a Choral Class at McDaniel College in Westminster. The boy couldn’t carry a note in a bucket! I can’t imagine what that teacher is in for when she hears the notes…

Top 25 uses for a newspaper (no particular order)

29 Jan

25. You Can Subscribe to it.
24. Wrap fish in it.
23. Use it for Paper Mache.
22. Wash Windows with it. Vinegar works best.
21. Line the bird cage with it.
20. Take it out of the bag and use the bag to scoop poop.
19. Use it as a tablecloth when eating crabs.
18.  Use it like a sponge on [...]

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