My niece Lexi, age 4, visited last night. She wanted to go down to the basement. I said it wasn’t a good idea. I finally had to tell her about our trolls. Those damn things keep causing problems and now the secret is out.
Yeah, they just live here in the winter. They shovel coal into [...]
Newphew John Henry Clayton is taking a Choral Class at McDaniel College in Westminster. The boy couldn’t carry a note in a bucket! I can’t imagine what that teacher is in for when she hears the notes…
25. You Can Subscribe to it.
24. Wrap fish in it.
23. Use it for Paper Mache.
22. Wash Windows with it. Vinegar works best.
21. Line the bird cage with it.
20. Take it out of the bag and use the bag to scoop poop.
19. Use it as a tablecloth when eating crabs.
18. Use it like a sponge on [...]
