Top 25 uses for a newspaper (no particular order)
25. You Can Subscribe to it.
24. Wrap fish in it.
23. Use it for Paper Mache.
22. Wash Windows with it. Vinegar works best.
21. Line the bird cage with it.
20. Take it out of the bag and use the bag to scoop poop.
19. Use it as a tablecloth when eating crabs.
18. Use it like a sponge on a wet floor.
17. Wrap belongings in it when moving.
16. Cover the kitchen table when the kids are finger painting.
15. Use as kindling in the fireplace.
14. Roll it up and throw it at your cat.
13. Use non-color pages as a mulch barrier (put it between the ground and the mulch).
12. Stuff it in the walls for insulation.
11. Give it to a homeless person to stuff in his/her clothes for added warmth.
10. When you get a hole in your shoe, stuff several layers in the bottom of the shoe.
9. Roll it up and and use it for self defense.
8. Recycle it. Always a good thing to do.
7. Cover your car windows when spray painting. (Masking tape required)
6. Shred it and use it for the hogs bedding.
5. Train your dog on it. Go Gipper.
4. Give it to a chimp to see if maybe he can figure it out.
3. Leave it in the driveway and run over it everyday until it turns into mush.
2. You could pick it up and take it in the house.
1. You could read it. Caution: All of the spin will make you dizzy.
