Why do trolls live in our basement?
01 Feb
We’ve been breeding them for years.
The trolls have been trained to pick out our enemies. You’ve seen the enemies, I’m sure. They tend to wear black and yellow and belong to a low brow group called Steeler Nation.
The trolls follow them until they are alone and then swoop in and comsume them on the spot.
The breeding has helped. At first they refused to eat the ugly ones. I told them they would starve if they waited for a good looking Steeler fan. The new trolls are able to consume and digest a higher lard percentage.
My hope is that they are able to get Hines Ward alone.
We’ve been breeding a new troll. They are able to stomach the Indy Irsays.
